20 years old. Taking some time to figure shit out. I like crying about teen wolf and other stuff.

thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

(via starspangledsextape)

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80097
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4 days ago
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.

(Source: patheticjunkies, via billielurk)

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5768
Posted
4 days ago

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Learning the Dance clip

(Source: bisexualblackwidow, via sterekandstuff)

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6076
Posted
4 days ago
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf:puppy! who's a handsome puppy
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Posted
4 days ago

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via coooooooooorvo)

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423343
Posted
5 days ago

What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone:knock knock
Hades:who's there?
Persephone:it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
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34508
Posted
6 days ago

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via billielurk)

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178227
Posted
1 week ago
Buffy: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

(Source: spaceslayer, via thegreatgabspy)

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25320
Posted
1 week ago

weaaregroot:

I didn’t ask to get made. [insp]

(via gazzymouse)

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15025
Posted
1 week ago
ow
Anonymous asked: why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!


Answer:

sarcasticfina:

ugh

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58155
Posted
1 week ago