20 years old. Taking some time to figure shit out. I like crying about teen wolf and other stuff.

deaddreamers:

best photoset I’ve ever seen

(Source: iammyurl, via jerakeenc)

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marththebland:

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

(via daunt)

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Claire:"Dougal wants us to be married."
Jamie:"I know."
Claire:"And you're willing?!"
Jamie:*AYE ITS ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE*
Jamie:Well...you've mended my wounds more than once, figured I owed you something for all that.
Jamie:*nailed it*
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i would like to thank my mother for introducing me to this show brb buying all the books outlander

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via jon-snow)

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2 weeks ago

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

(via marlenemckinnons)

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thorodinbro:

*slams fist on table* CLINT BARTON

(via starspangledsextape)

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3 weeks ago

thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

(via starspangledsextape)

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As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.

(Source: patheticjunkies, via billielurk)

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1 month ago

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Learning the Dance clip

(Source: bisexualblackwidow, via sterekandstuff)

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1 month ago
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf:puppy! who's a handsome puppy
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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via coooooooooooooorvo)

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1 month ago

What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone:knock knock
Hades:who's there?
Persephone:it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
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