20 years old. Taking some time to figure shit out. I like crying about teen wolf and other stuff.
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

(via billielurk)

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raventhefox:

officialubisoft:

ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting

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*heavy breathing*

(via ironlyss)

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YES

Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen


I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

(via wishingwhileyouwork)

(Source: zuzuhiddles, via a-lot-of-running)

DC fans are just angry because 8 Marvel movies come out in-between each Batm- I mean DC movie.
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"The Third Task," Goblet of Fire

I love Fleur Delacour, okay? See the boy. Want the boy. GET THE BOY. KEEP THE BOY FOREVER AND DON’T CARE IF THE BOY GETS MAULED BY A WEREWOLF.
(via transfigurationprodigy)

(via billielurk)

Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them.
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migraine-sky:

agentjamessilva:

migraine-sky:

“Bond” –  a true classics always ready to be customized to circumstances or even the mood you’re in at any given time.

1. Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.

2. Shake well.

3. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

4. Garnish with olives.

“Moneypenny” – initially sweet but a very spicy drink. Be careful!

1. Muddle jalapeno, agave syrup and mango nectar.

2. Add remaining ingredients.

3. Shake with ice.

4. Fine strain into a cocktail glass.

5. Garnish with a jalapeno slice.

“Silva” –  a sweet  tropical cocktail to sip on a hot day on your very own island. (But look out for rats!)

1. Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.

2. Shake well.

3. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

4. Garnish with coconut flake.

 “Severine” – a sweet cocktail with a small amount of alcohol that looks like a pleasant light drink but the bubbles make it very dangerous. Watch out!

1. Coat the bottom of a highball glass with grenadine.

2. Add ice and vodka.

3. Fill with cola.

4. Garnish with cherries.

 

oh my god…I have to try these!!!!!Very clever!

thanks!!! ^_^ I have more Skyfall recipes coming soon! ;) (without photos though)

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acestiles:

you know the part after The Pool Scene where scott and stiles and derek and erica are outside and discussing the kanima and blah blah

god that scene would have been like 1000x better if we had heard derek’s shoes squishing when he walked away

(via wolftraps)

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sumireba:

I swear, this gif was like made for this post.  (*≧▽≦)ノ

(via wolftraps)

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piares:

SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT (a southern gothic/americana collection)

southern gothic /’sʌð(ə)n gɒθɪk/ n. a subgenre of gothic fiction set in the American South; common themes include flawed, disturbing and eccentric characters, decayed and derelict settings, and sinister actions emanating from poverty, abuse or alienation

I. WATER AND ASH | NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS /// II. THE CURSE | AGNES OBEL /// III. FIRE WALKER - BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB /// IV. WILDERLAND |  ANAÏS MITCHELL /// V. DANGER AND DREAD | BROWN BIRD /// VI. HOW’S IT GONNA END | TOM WAITS /// VII. RAISE HELL | BRANDI CARLILE /// VIII. THIN LINE | HONEY HONEY /// IX. FAR FROM ANY ROAD | THE HANDSOME FAMILY /// X. SKIN AND BONES | FOO FIGHTERS /// XI. FIRE | DELTA RAE /// XII. WAITING AROUND TO DIE | THE BE GOOD TANYAS /// XIII. HARD TIME KILLING FLOOR BLUES | CHRIS THOMAS KING /// XIV. AIN’T NO GRAVE | CROOKED STILL /// XV. SINKING HANDS | WOVEN HAND /// XVI. DEVIL’S SPOKE | LAURA MARLING /// XVII. LOSE YOUR SOUL | DEAD MAN’S BONES /// XVIII. WAX & WANE | ALANA HENDERSON /// XIX. BURIED IN TEETH | MARIEE SIOUX /// XX. RATTLIN’ BONES | KASEY CHAMBERS & SHANE NICHOLSON /// XXI. GONE, I’M GONE | ANAÏS MITCHELL

piares:

SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT (a southern gothic/americana collection)

southern gothic /’sʌð(ə)n gɒθɪk/ n. a subgenre of gothic fiction set in the American South; common themes include flawed, disturbing and eccentric characters, decayed and derelict settings, and sinister actions emanating from poverty, abuse or alienation

I. WATER AND ASH | NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS /// II. THE CURSE | AGNES OBEL /// III. FIRE WALKER - BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB /// IV. WILDERLAND |  ANAÏS MITCHELL /// V. DANGER AND DREAD | BROWN BIRD /// VI. HOW’S IT GONNA END | TOM WAITS /// VII. RAISE HELL | BRANDI CARLILE /// VIII. THIN LINE | HONEY HONEY /// IX. FAR FROM ANY ROAD | THE HANDSOME FAMILY /// X. SKIN AND BONES | FOO FIGHTERS /// XI. FIRE | DELTA RAE /// XII. WAITING AROUND TO DIE | THE BE GOOD TANYAS /// XIII. HARD TIME KILLING FLOOR BLUES | CHRIS THOMAS KING /// XIV. AIN’T NO GRAVE | CROOKED STILL /// XV. SINKING HANDS | WOVEN HAND /// XVI. DEVIL’S SPOKE | LAURA MARLING /// XVII. LOSE YOUR SOUL | DEAD MAN’S BONES /// XVIII. WAX & WANE | ALANA HENDERSON /// XIX. BURIED IN TEETH | MARIEE SIOUX /// XX. RATTLIN’ BONES | KASEY CHAMBERS & SHANE NICHOLSON /// XXI. GONE, I’M GONE | ANAÏS MITCHELL

(via billielurk)

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lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

(via thegreatgabspy)

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dor-mouse:

lulabo:

twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

I LOVE EVERYTHING IN THIS POST

Let’s also note that in this movie, when Elle Woods gets to Harvard and everyone is either excluding her or judging her for her apparent lack of intelligence, she does the same damned thing she did to get there: she works her ass off to show them that no matter what the fuck they think, she earned her spot in class and she’ll keep earning it. “I’ll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be,” and then she fucking does. Every time she’s humiliated or made to feel less than, Elle puts her head down and barrels forward, and the one time it seems insurmountable, the time a man she respected, who she thought valued her brain beforetits and ass, tells her that her brain is not enough, she’s reminded (BY A BADASS LADY LAW PROFESSOR, LET’S NOT FORGET) that she’s Elle Fucking Woods and she’s not one to let one stupid prick ruin her life, which is like the manifesto of the entire movie: no matter what men think Elle Woods is, she is not just that one thing. 

AND LET’S NOT FORGET that the stereotypical movie thing where the-evil-new-girlfriend-that’s-jealous-of-the-ex-and-tries-to-ruin-things-for-her doesn’t exist here! vivian (whatshisface’s new gf that he dumped elle for) starts off resenting elle, but once she gets to know her they become best friends (it even says so at the end of the movie!) and she ends up dumping this guy because she realizes he’s an actual fuckin jerk off!

(Source: fifthharmony, via billielurk)

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http://jon-snow.tumblr.com/post/92600817951/captainbisexual-it-doesnt-matter-how-many →

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…

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so much truth

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

(via jon-snow)

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